Auditions: "Holy Mother of Bingo" Murder Mystery Bingo Theatre by Patrick Walsh

Auditions will be held at the Terrace Playhouse, Bldg. 5091

All roles are fun and comedic.  No experience is necessary, just a desire to have some fun (and play some bingo!)  There are 27 Roles available:

• Father Ron Culpepper - enthusiastic pastor; loves his church, and all the attention that comes with it
• Monsignor Also Stoffregen - 99-year-old Pastor Emeritus: unintentionally often prone to nap
• Sister Helen - dedicated school principal; a bit confused, but can command an army when needed
• Percy Poole - school and parish business manager; organized and professional
• Sister Josephine - choir director and music teacher; does everything by the book
• Marabelle Manson - timid rectory manager; always busy; has a crush on Zippy
• Brother Dearlove - soon-to-be parish priest; he is well-liked
• Reed Yackley - youth ministry leader who taches ministry through magic tricks - which don't always work
• Lumpy Lander - custodian of the church and cemetery; mysterious and quiet, walks with a limp
• Ted Blitzman - local realtor and big church sponsor; a bit full of himself
• Regina Blitzman - Ted's wife; eagerly waiting for Ted to find their dream house
• Rob Walters - devout parishioner; Grace's husband and Sky's father
• Grace Walters - also a devout parishioner; Rob's wife and Sky's mom
• Sky Walters - Goth girl; Rob and Grace's daughter
• Zippy Rudolph - ex-convict who has a crush on Marabelle
• Karen - frustrated parishioner; demands answers
• Mack O'Malley - local Irish landscaper who is owed money by the parish
• Nancy - Cookie Cadets leader; Farrah's mother
• Farrah, Tina, Ophelia, Erica, Ursula, Violet - Cookie Cadets
• Detective Quinn - detective; arrives undercover
• Beatrice Bolden - a local newscaster
• Cameraperson - works with Beatrice (non-speaking role)